1 00:00:01,543 --> 00:00:03,962 [upbeat music] 2 00:00:07,173 --> 00:00:10,760 (Daffy) 'When normal people travel, they fly or drive' 3 00:00:10,844 --> 00:00:13,304 'anything but this. It's not sanitary.' 4 00:00:13,388 --> 00:00:16,558 (Bugs) 'It's nostalgic. Why don't you relax?' 5 00:00:16,641 --> 00:00:19,060 'You turn into a real maniac on these trips.' 6 00:00:19,144 --> 00:00:22,272 (Daffy) 'I am relaxed. I'm more relaxed than you'll ever be.' 7 00:00:22,355 --> 00:00:25,150 (Bugs) 'It's not a competition.' 8 00:00:28,194 --> 00:00:29,612 'It's a vacation.' 9 00:00:29,696 --> 00:00:31,531 (Daffy) 'Do you even know where we're going?' 10 00:00:31,614 --> 00:00:34,409 (Bugs) 'I'm following the directions. GPS is never wrong.' 11 00:00:34,492 --> 00:00:36,119 (Daffy) 'I'm getting claustrophobic.' 12 00:00:36,202 --> 00:00:37,871 (Bugs) 'Here we are.' 13 00:00:39,289 --> 00:00:41,666 - Hmm. - Ah! 14 00:00:41,750 --> 00:00:43,001 Casa De Calma. 15 00:00:43,084 --> 00:00:46,588 The fanciest-schmanciest resort on earth. 16 00:00:49,174 --> 00:00:53,720 What, is "Casa De Calma" Spanish for "False Advertising"? 17 00:00:53,803 --> 00:00:56,306 Eh, I think we're lost, doc. 18 00:00:56,389 --> 00:01:00,894 Tsk tsk. Never buy a GPS from a vending machine. 19 00:01:00,977 --> 00:01:03,646 Hey, isn't that your uncle? 20 00:01:03,730 --> 00:01:06,065 [instrumental music] 21 00:01:07,317 --> 00:01:10,737 Hey, Daffy! It's me, Uncle.. Aah! 22 00:01:10,820 --> 00:01:12,822 'Unh!' 23 00:01:12,906 --> 00:01:16,159 I've never seen that man before in my life. Let's go. 24 00:01:16,242 --> 00:01:18,411 [upbeat music] 25 00:01:20,121 --> 00:01:23,082 [theme music] 26 00:01:39,641 --> 00:01:42,644 [instrumental music] 27 00:01:57,408 --> 00:01:59,244 Now, this is more like it. 28 00:01:59,327 --> 00:02:03,373 Surfing, scuba diving, sky diving, alligator wrestling 29 00:02:03,456 --> 00:02:05,834 cliff jumping, there's so many risky activities 30 00:02:05,917 --> 00:02:07,377 that require skills I don't have. 31 00:02:07,460 --> 00:02:09,462 I don't know where to start. 32 00:02:09,546 --> 00:02:11,172 Where's all your stuff? 33 00:02:11,256 --> 00:02:13,383 I've got everything I need right here. 34 00:02:13,466 --> 00:02:16,135 Mary Higgins Clark and my SPF 30. 35 00:02:16,219 --> 00:02:18,304 I'm not gonna live like there's no tomorrow 36 00:02:18,388 --> 00:02:21,766 I'm gonna lounge like there's no today. 37 00:02:21,850 --> 00:02:23,852 [woman giggling] 38 00:02:28,064 --> 00:02:29,482 Ooh-la-la! 39 00:02:29,566 --> 00:02:32,944 It's the famous starlet, Starlett Johansson. 40 00:02:33,027 --> 00:02:35,613 Ooh! She's mine! You hear me? 41 00:02:35,697 --> 00:02:38,116 Mine! Mine! Mine! I'm the one who's always loved her. 42 00:02:38,199 --> 00:02:40,910 I've seen all of her movies. I'm her biggest fan. 43 00:02:40,994 --> 00:02:42,954 What's her name again? 44 00:02:49,335 --> 00:02:52,422 Do you think I should let that one slide? 45 00:02:52,505 --> 00:02:54,090 Yeah, me, neither. 46 00:02:59,846 --> 00:03:01,139 If there's one thing women love 47 00:03:01,222 --> 00:03:03,600 it's a guy who knows how to show off. 48 00:03:03,683 --> 00:03:06,603 And snore, and chew with his mouth open. 49 00:03:06,686 --> 00:03:09,647 That makes me a triple threat. 50 00:03:11,649 --> 00:03:15,945 Behold masculinity personified. 51 00:03:22,243 --> 00:03:23,620 Oh! 52 00:03:23,703 --> 00:03:25,413 Aah! 53 00:03:28,207 --> 00:03:29,584 splash 54 00:03:29,667 --> 00:03:30,919 Aah! 55 00:03:31,002 --> 00:03:32,921 Ugh! Uh. 56 00:03:36,382 --> 00:03:38,134 [coughing] 57 00:03:41,262 --> 00:03:42,430 wham 58 00:03:42,513 --> 00:03:44,265 [birds chirping] 59 00:03:55,902 --> 00:03:57,737 I should have started with the high dive. 60 00:03:57,820 --> 00:04:01,741 Everybody knows you always start with the high dive. 61 00:04:04,243 --> 00:04:05,745 [gasps] 62 00:04:05,828 --> 00:04:06,829 [both chuckling] 63 00:04:06,913 --> 00:04:08,957 Nice try, rabbit. 64 00:04:09,040 --> 00:04:10,792 But if you think you're gonna swoop in 65 00:04:10,875 --> 00:04:12,919 and steal the love of my life 66 00:04:13,002 --> 00:04:14,921 whose name escapes me at the moment 67 00:04:15,004 --> 00:04:16,339 then you are wrong! 68 00:04:16,422 --> 00:04:19,175 R-O-N-G! Wrong! 69 00:04:22,178 --> 00:04:25,223 Ah.. This is heaven. 70 00:04:25,306 --> 00:04:26,891 Wait a second. 71 00:04:26,975 --> 00:04:28,351 [air hisses] 72 00:04:29,394 --> 00:04:31,437 This is heaven. 73 00:04:33,940 --> 00:04:35,775 Oh! 74 00:04:35,858 --> 00:04:37,360 Oh! 75 00:04:37,443 --> 00:04:39,028 Carrot colada? 76 00:04:41,990 --> 00:04:43,324 wham 77 00:04:44,575 --> 00:04:45,952 gurgle gurgle 78 00:04:47,620 --> 00:04:48,788 [giggles] 79 00:04:48,871 --> 00:04:50,540 Oh, stop. 80 00:04:50,623 --> 00:04:52,375 [chuckling] 81 00:04:52,458 --> 00:04:54,377 I should have started with a platform. 82 00:04:54,460 --> 00:04:56,170 First rule of charming a woman 83 00:04:56,254 --> 00:05:00,008 always dive from the highest point possible. 84 00:05:02,885 --> 00:05:07,890 Second rule, do not plummet to your death. 85 00:05:07,974 --> 00:05:09,767 [satellite beeping] 86 00:05:11,686 --> 00:05:13,855 [whimpering] 87 00:05:16,524 --> 00:05:18,401 Swan position. 88 00:05:18,484 --> 00:05:20,278 Into double gainer. 89 00:05:20,361 --> 00:05:23,031 Into reverse triple gainer. 90 00:05:23,114 --> 00:05:25,116 Jackson's pipe. 91 00:05:25,199 --> 00:05:27,285 This is the greatest dive ever done. 92 00:05:27,368 --> 00:05:29,078 Assume entry position. 93 00:05:29,162 --> 00:05:31,539 And nailed it! 94 00:05:31,622 --> 00:05:33,833 thud 95 00:05:33,916 --> 00:05:37,628 That's impressive, doc. Not a single splash. 96 00:05:38,671 --> 00:05:40,965 What happened to the water? 97 00:05:41,049 --> 00:05:44,927 Oh, is that what this does? 98 00:05:46,095 --> 00:05:47,847 [Starlett giggling] 99 00:05:53,895 --> 00:05:55,605 Unh. Unh! 100 00:05:59,150 --> 00:06:01,402 [instrumental music] 101 00:06:02,695 --> 00:06:03,905 Want to play a round of golf? 102 00:06:03,988 --> 00:06:05,782 You mean the world's most boring game? 103 00:06:05,865 --> 00:06:07,909 No thanks, grandpa. 104 00:06:15,541 --> 00:06:16,709 Wanna play a round of golf? 105 00:06:16,793 --> 00:06:18,711 I thought you said it was boring. 106 00:06:18,795 --> 00:06:20,463 Boring? It's not boring. 107 00:06:20,546 --> 00:06:23,508 - It's the sport of kings. - That's tennis. 108 00:06:23,591 --> 00:06:26,385 - It's America's pastime. - That's baseball. 109 00:06:26,469 --> 00:06:30,306 - It's the city by the bay. - That's San Francisco. 110 00:06:30,389 --> 00:06:34,644 You say potato, I say.. Well, I say potato, too. 111 00:06:34,727 --> 00:06:38,147 Does anyone say "pot-ah-to?" I mean, really, who says that? 112 00:06:38,231 --> 00:06:39,982 Name one person who says "pot-ah-to." 113 00:06:40,066 --> 00:06:41,984 You can't. Because no one says it. 114 00:06:42,068 --> 00:06:44,028 No one on earth says "pot-ah-to." 115 00:06:44,112 --> 00:06:46,072 So this is a mute point. 116 00:06:46,155 --> 00:06:48,074 It's moot. 117 00:06:48,157 --> 00:06:50,409 You say potato, I say pot-ah-to. 118 00:06:51,619 --> 00:06:54,622 [instrumental music] 119 00:07:01,254 --> 00:07:02,964 Ugh. 120 00:07:07,426 --> 00:07:08,553 Mmm. 121 00:07:08,636 --> 00:07:10,221 Just hit the darn ball! 122 00:07:10,304 --> 00:07:13,599 Do you mind? You're ruining my concentration. 123 00:07:16,185 --> 00:07:20,189 Hurry up and concentrate. Why aren't you concentrating? 124 00:07:20,273 --> 00:07:21,941 Concentrate! 125 00:07:22,024 --> 00:07:24,527 Oh, forget it! Great shot. Let's go. 126 00:07:24,610 --> 00:07:28,656 - What about your shot? - From here? Are you crazy? 127 00:07:32,577 --> 00:07:35,246 Ooh! Ah-ha ha ha! 128 00:07:35,329 --> 00:07:36,789 Oh. Heh. 129 00:07:42,211 --> 00:07:43,754 Oh! 130 00:07:43,838 --> 00:07:45,923 Daffy, watch where you're going! 131 00:07:46,007 --> 00:07:48,634 I know what I'm doing. 132 00:07:52,805 --> 00:07:56,017 Sand? What's sand doing in the middle of a golf course? 133 00:07:56,100 --> 00:07:57,393 It's like some kind of trap. 134 00:07:57,476 --> 00:07:59,103 [engine revving] 135 00:07:59,187 --> 00:08:03,524 More lounging around? Is that what we need right now? 136 00:08:05,735 --> 00:08:09,030 What do you need? This? 137 00:08:10,531 --> 00:08:13,743 I'll send you a postcard from our honeymoon! 138 00:08:13,826 --> 00:08:14,994 splash 139 00:08:15,077 --> 00:08:17,455 gurgle gurgle 140 00:08:17,538 --> 00:08:19,290 He was a good man. 141 00:08:19,373 --> 00:08:21,959 Eh, who am I kidding? He was a man. 142 00:08:22,043 --> 00:08:24,754 Who am I kidding? He was a duck. 143 00:08:24,837 --> 00:08:26,756 [gasping] 144 00:08:28,090 --> 00:08:30,635 What's water doing in the middle of a golf course? 145 00:08:30,718 --> 00:08:33,054 It's like some kind of hazard. 146 00:08:37,683 --> 00:08:39,352 You think you're gonna get her? 147 00:08:39,435 --> 00:08:43,231 Well, you haven't seen the last of.. 148 00:08:43,314 --> 00:08:46,192 I'll send you a postcard from our honeymoon. 149 00:08:46,275 --> 00:08:48,945 Yoo-hoo. Mind if I join you? 150 00:08:49,028 --> 00:08:51,030 I seem to have lost my partner. 151 00:08:51,113 --> 00:08:53,115 [Starlett giggling] 152 00:08:53,199 --> 00:08:54,533 'Oh.' 153 00:08:54,617 --> 00:08:57,620 [instrumental music] 154 00:09:04,877 --> 00:09:08,047 Ah, a castle fit for a king. 155 00:09:10,508 --> 00:09:12,718 Ha! Sand castles? 156 00:09:12,802 --> 00:09:14,011 You think you're going to impress 157 00:09:14,095 --> 00:09:15,972 what's her name, with sand castles? 158 00:09:16,055 --> 00:09:17,390 Ha! Kid stuff. 159 00:09:17,473 --> 00:09:19,767 Have you ever even talked to a girl? 160 00:09:19,850 --> 00:09:21,852 Why bother? Talk is cheap. 161 00:09:21,936 --> 00:09:23,187 Ladies love action. 162 00:09:23,271 --> 00:09:24,689 The bigger and dumber the better. 163 00:09:24,772 --> 00:09:27,149 That's why you're taking me parasailing. 164 00:09:28,401 --> 00:09:31,028 Don't go too fast or too slow. 165 00:09:31,654 --> 00:09:33,948 whirr 166 00:09:34,031 --> 00:09:35,449 Aah! 167 00:09:38,077 --> 00:09:40,705 - Are you nuts? - Sorry, my mistake. 168 00:09:40,788 --> 00:09:43,749 They should really label these buttons more clearly. 169 00:09:43,833 --> 00:09:46,085 I'll try another one. 170 00:09:46,168 --> 00:09:47,628 Aah! 171 00:09:47,712 --> 00:09:49,046 [screaming] 172 00:09:52,967 --> 00:09:54,593 Uh! Uh! Aah! 173 00:09:59,682 --> 00:10:01,809 Wow, I'm flying. 174 00:10:01,892 --> 00:10:03,269 I'm like a bird. 175 00:10:03,352 --> 00:10:06,439 Wait, I am a bird. I'm like a plane. 176 00:10:06,522 --> 00:10:08,816 [instrumental music] 177 00:10:10,109 --> 00:10:12,695 'Hey, good lookin', what's...cookin'' 178 00:10:12,778 --> 00:10:14,196 'because it smells like..' 179 00:10:14,280 --> 00:10:16,532 '...you're stirring up some love stew.' 180 00:10:16,615 --> 00:10:18,701 'You know what I think you should do?' 181 00:10:18,784 --> 00:10:21,454 'I'll tell you right after the boat turns around.' 182 00:10:21,537 --> 00:10:25,166 'I think you should give me a great big..' 183 00:10:25,249 --> 00:10:27,084 '...glass of ginger ale 'cause I'm..' 184 00:10:27,168 --> 00:10:31,130 '...getting sick of going back and forth.' 185 00:10:31,964 --> 00:10:33,883 'Ugh!' 186 00:10:33,966 --> 00:10:35,718 'Wah!' 187 00:10:35,801 --> 00:10:37,386 'Yuck!' 188 00:10:37,470 --> 00:10:39,430 Ugh. 189 00:10:39,513 --> 00:10:41,182 Come on, whatever your name is 190 00:10:41,265 --> 00:10:43,893 point your lookin' balls at your future ex-husband! 191 00:10:43,976 --> 00:10:46,896 You dumb famous actress! 192 00:10:48,022 --> 00:10:49,148 whirr whirr 193 00:10:52,902 --> 00:10:54,945 vroom 194 00:10:59,116 --> 00:11:00,242 Unh! 195 00:11:00,326 --> 00:11:02,244 [groans] 196 00:11:02,328 --> 00:11:03,371 Gah! 197 00:11:04,830 --> 00:11:07,291 vroom 198 00:11:12,755 --> 00:11:16,884 Okay, I'm ready to get down now. 199 00:11:16,967 --> 00:11:17,927 What's that? 200 00:11:18,010 --> 00:11:19,345 You want a pet clown? 201 00:11:19,428 --> 00:11:21,764 You're kind of old for clowns aren't you, doc? 202 00:11:21,847 --> 00:11:23,224 I want to get down! 203 00:11:23,307 --> 00:11:26,185 Sorry, doc, you'll have to speak up. 204 00:11:27,186 --> 00:11:29,021 Put me on the beach! 205 00:11:29,105 --> 00:11:32,316 Well, all you had to do was ask. 206 00:11:32,400 --> 00:11:34,443 [upbeat music] 207 00:11:34,527 --> 00:11:36,070 'Aah!' 208 00:11:39,323 --> 00:11:41,659 [birds chirping] 209 00:11:44,829 --> 00:11:49,041 Eh, keep an eye out for any, uh, paparazzi. 210 00:11:53,712 --> 00:11:54,630 wham 211 00:11:54,713 --> 00:11:56,090 [camera clicks] 212 00:12:00,344 --> 00:12:02,179 [theme music] 213 00:12:06,559 --> 00:12:10,020 ♪ Down in Juarez Mexico ♪ 214 00:12:10,104 --> 00:12:13,774 ♪ In a small adobe house ♪ 215 00:12:13,858 --> 00:12:17,278 ♪ Rosalita Gonzalez gave birth ♪ 216 00:12:17,361 --> 00:12:20,823 ♪ To a handsome little mouse ♪ 217 00:12:20,906 --> 00:12:24,618 ♪ The whole town came to celebrate ♪ 218 00:12:24,702 --> 00:12:28,122 ♪ The baby being born ♪ 219 00:12:28,205 --> 00:12:31,625 ♪ But when they got back home they found ♪ 220 00:12:31,709 --> 00:12:34,670 ♪ That all their cheese was ♪ 221 00:12:34,753 --> 00:12:36,213 ♪ Gone ♪ 222 00:12:38,966 --> 00:12:40,676 ♪ You will only hear the breeze ♪ 223 00:12:40,759 --> 00:12:42,595 ♪ When he comes to steal your cheese ♪ 224 00:12:42,678 --> 00:12:46,682 ♪ Queso Bandito ♪ 225 00:12:46,765 --> 00:12:48,767 ♪ He'll set fire to the street ♪ 226 00:12:48,851 --> 00:12:50,519 ♪ With his tiny mousy feet ♪ 227 00:12:50,603 --> 00:12:52,354 ♪ To the Mariachi beat ♪ 228 00:12:52,438 --> 00:12:56,150 ♪ Queso Bandito ♪ 229 00:12:56,233 --> 00:12:58,235 ♪ Do not leave your cheese unattended ♪ 230 00:12:58,319 --> 00:13:00,029 ♪ Cheddar Monterey Jack or blended ♪ 231 00:13:00,112 --> 00:13:01,947 ♪ I will sneak inside of your pueblo ♪ 232 00:13:02,031 --> 00:13:03,782 ♪ Relieve you of all your manchego ♪ 233 00:13:03,866 --> 00:13:05,826 ♪ Careful not to take a siesta ♪ 234 00:13:05,910 --> 00:13:07,703 ♪ You will have no cheese for ♪ 235 00:13:07,786 --> 00:13:09,830 ♪ Fiesta ♪ 236 00:13:09,914 --> 00:13:11,624 swoosh 237 00:13:11,707 --> 00:13:13,542 ♪ Always chased by the federales ♪ 238 00:13:13,626 --> 00:13:15,419 ♪ But they ate too many tamales ♪ 239 00:13:15,503 --> 00:13:17,338 ♪ They can't catch me if they try ♪ 240 00:13:17,421 --> 00:13:19,548 ♪ He'll outrun them every ♪ 241 00:13:19,632 --> 00:13:23,969 ♪ Time ♪ 242 00:13:24,053 --> 00:13:28,933 ♪ Queso Bandito ♪♪ 243 00:13:29,016 --> 00:13:30,267 'Aa-aa!' 244 00:13:33,312 --> 00:13:34,688 [instrumental music] 245 00:13:39,235 --> 00:13:42,404 This is your idea of a fun vacation activity? 246 00:13:42,488 --> 00:13:43,614 Doing nothing? 247 00:13:43,697 --> 00:13:45,574 It's not just doing nothin'. 248 00:13:45,658 --> 00:13:49,578 It's doing nothin' with new age music playing in the background. 249 00:13:51,330 --> 00:13:53,415 chomp chomp 250 00:13:54,667 --> 00:13:56,293 You gonna eat your salad? 251 00:13:56,377 --> 00:13:58,045 chomp chomp 252 00:14:00,422 --> 00:14:01,799 Wow, look! 253 00:14:01,882 --> 00:14:04,760 It's that lady I'm in love with! 254 00:14:10,432 --> 00:14:12,268 [heart thumping] 255 00:14:12,351 --> 00:14:15,104 Maybe a beauty day is just what I need. 256 00:14:15,187 --> 00:14:16,480 Beauty day? 257 00:14:16,564 --> 00:14:19,692 You need a month just for your eyebrows. 258 00:14:23,779 --> 00:14:25,155 [both sighing] 259 00:14:31,203 --> 00:14:34,373 "Joe?" I don't want a massage from Joe. 260 00:14:34,456 --> 00:14:36,000 You take him. Off you go. 261 00:14:36,083 --> 00:14:37,209 thud 262 00:14:37,293 --> 00:14:39,211 I want Leslie. 263 00:14:41,755 --> 00:14:43,299 You must be Leslie. 264 00:14:43,382 --> 00:14:44,800 [groaning] 265 00:14:44,883 --> 00:14:48,387 No, I'm Josephine. "Joe" for short. 266 00:14:50,723 --> 00:14:52,725 Well, then who's Leslie? 267 00:14:53,934 --> 00:14:57,980 I'm Leslie. Where do you hold your stress? 268 00:14:58,063 --> 00:15:00,858 [grunting] 269 00:15:00,941 --> 00:15:03,569 You're like one big knot. 270 00:15:05,404 --> 00:15:08,782 Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! 271 00:15:11,493 --> 00:15:13,579 [grunting] 272 00:15:14,788 --> 00:15:16,707 [sighs] 273 00:15:17,416 --> 00:15:20,336 [grunting] 274 00:15:20,419 --> 00:15:21,712 [groaning] 275 00:15:21,795 --> 00:15:23,422 [sighing] 276 00:15:23,505 --> 00:15:25,507 [growls] 277 00:15:25,591 --> 00:15:28,552 [instrumental music] 278 00:15:31,013 --> 00:15:32,640 [sighs] 279 00:15:35,059 --> 00:15:37,102 sizzle 280 00:15:37,811 --> 00:15:39,271 [sighs] 281 00:15:39,355 --> 00:15:42,816 The only thing better than doing nothing to new age music 282 00:15:42,900 --> 00:15:45,194 is doing nothing to new age music 283 00:15:45,277 --> 00:15:48,030 in a 160-degree sauna. 284 00:15:48,113 --> 00:15:49,740 It's not hot enough. 285 00:15:49,823 --> 00:15:51,992 My back is killing me. 286 00:15:52,076 --> 00:15:53,911 Put more heat on! 287 00:15:53,994 --> 00:15:55,871 What's the magic word? 288 00:15:55,954 --> 00:15:57,581 I'm dyin'! 289 00:15:57,665 --> 00:15:58,791 Sorry. 290 00:15:58,874 --> 00:16:01,335 The correct answer was, "please". 291 00:16:01,418 --> 00:16:04,004 I also would have accepted, "shazam". 292 00:16:04,088 --> 00:16:06,131 Grr! Give me that. 293 00:16:06,215 --> 00:16:09,885 If you want something done right, you gotta do it yourself. 294 00:16:12,846 --> 00:16:14,723 [coals sizzling] 295 00:16:14,807 --> 00:16:16,266 splash 296 00:16:16,350 --> 00:16:17,601 Unh! 297 00:16:21,814 --> 00:16:24,191 Eureka! I'm cured! 298 00:16:24,274 --> 00:16:25,609 wham 299 00:16:26,819 --> 00:16:27,945 Ack. 300 00:16:34,702 --> 00:16:36,328 Gotta hand it to those minerals. 301 00:16:36,412 --> 00:16:38,414 I look like a kid again. 302 00:16:40,999 --> 00:16:42,543 Check out that tail. 303 00:16:42,626 --> 00:16:44,169 Like cotton candy. 304 00:16:44,253 --> 00:16:47,339 Well, time's up, doc. You better get out. 305 00:16:47,423 --> 00:16:49,133 Oh, no. 306 00:16:49,216 --> 00:16:50,884 I'm gonna soak in these minerals 307 00:16:50,968 --> 00:16:52,344 until I'm so young and cute 308 00:16:52,428 --> 00:16:54,263 what's her face, will have no choice 309 00:16:54,346 --> 00:16:56,223 but to fall in love with me. 310 00:16:58,475 --> 00:17:00,769 Suit yourself. 311 00:17:00,853 --> 00:17:02,938 gurgle gurgle 312 00:17:08,277 --> 00:17:11,280 [instrumental music] 313 00:17:19,371 --> 00:17:21,623 The butler's butler did it, huh? 314 00:17:21,707 --> 00:17:24,376 Mary Higgins Clark, you've done it again. 315 00:17:24,460 --> 00:17:27,713 [gasps] I just remembered something! 316 00:17:29,631 --> 00:17:30,507 [gasps] 317 00:17:30,591 --> 00:17:32,426 Do I look younger? 318 00:17:33,218 --> 00:17:35,304 ♪ La da da dee ♪ 319 00:17:35,387 --> 00:17:37,473 ♪ Da dee dee dee doo ♪ 320 00:17:37,556 --> 00:17:39,808 ♪ La da da da ♪ 321 00:17:39,892 --> 00:17:42,269 ♪ La da da da dee ♪♪ 322 00:17:42,352 --> 00:17:45,689 Mm, good looking and great with kids? 323 00:17:45,773 --> 00:17:47,483 And I cook, too. 324 00:17:47,566 --> 00:17:49,318 [Starlett giggling] 325 00:17:50,986 --> 00:17:54,031 Even you wouldn't hit a baby. 326 00:17:54,114 --> 00:17:55,908 [squeaking] 327 00:17:58,619 --> 00:18:01,538 [theme music] 328 00:18:04,291 --> 00:18:07,002 whoosh 329 00:18:08,545 --> 00:18:09,963 ding 330 00:18:10,589 --> 00:18:11,673 swoosh 331 00:18:12,716 --> 00:18:15,093 [dramatic music] 332 00:18:18,096 --> 00:18:19,681 swoosh 333 00:18:19,765 --> 00:18:21,016 thud 334 00:18:21,099 --> 00:18:22,851 ding 335 00:18:26,188 --> 00:18:28,190 creak creak 336 00:18:29,942 --> 00:18:31,318 swoosh 337 00:18:35,114 --> 00:18:36,115 Meep meep! 338 00:18:36,198 --> 00:18:37,699 swoosh 339 00:18:40,661 --> 00:18:43,622 [dramatic music] 340 00:18:48,794 --> 00:18:51,755 [dramatic music] 341 00:18:52,798 --> 00:18:54,842 screech screech 342 00:18:55,634 --> 00:18:57,177 swoosh 343 00:19:03,183 --> 00:19:04,143 thud 344 00:19:06,895 --> 00:19:08,981 toing 345 00:19:10,858 --> 00:19:13,819 [intense music] 346 00:19:15,779 --> 00:19:17,656 swoosh 347 00:19:20,534 --> 00:19:22,160 wink wink 348 00:19:24,997 --> 00:19:27,207 [huffing] 349 00:19:31,962 --> 00:19:34,923 [dramatic music] 350 00:19:44,725 --> 00:19:45,809 thud 351 00:19:52,065 --> 00:19:53,317 swoosh 352 00:19:54,276 --> 00:19:57,237 [dramatic music] 353 00:19:59,531 --> 00:20:02,201 swoosh 354 00:20:13,378 --> 00:20:14,630 [tires screeching] 355 00:20:14,713 --> 00:20:16,465 whoosh 356 00:20:16,548 --> 00:20:17,841 thud 357 00:20:17,925 --> 00:20:19,134 screech 358 00:20:27,643 --> 00:20:30,646 [instrumental music] 359 00:20:33,607 --> 00:20:34,775 knock knock 360 00:20:38,028 --> 00:20:40,697 [country music] 361 00:20:41,698 --> 00:20:44,785 '"Please take care of me."' 362 00:20:44,868 --> 00:20:46,954 [gasps] Mmm. Mama! 363 00:20:47,037 --> 00:20:49,831 Looks like we got us another mouth to feed! 364 00:20:49,915 --> 00:20:52,668 (female 'Aw, ain't he precious?' 365 00:20:52,751 --> 00:20:54,294 'Give him here so I can hug him.' 366 00:20:54,378 --> 00:20:57,673 (male 'But I want to hug him. I found him.' 367 00:20:57,756 --> 00:21:00,259 'Oh, you cutie..' 368 00:21:02,260 --> 00:21:03,720 [sighs] 369 00:21:03,804 --> 00:21:06,264 They get a baby.. 370 00:21:06,348 --> 00:21:08,100 ...and I get a babe. 371 00:21:08,183 --> 00:21:09,935 [giggling] 372 00:21:10,727 --> 00:21:13,188 [engine revving] 373 00:21:15,023 --> 00:21:17,985 [theme music] 374 00:21:41,925 --> 00:21:44,219 [babbling] That's all, folks.